I don’t want to impress you but, I can cook 2 minute noodles.
After a concert ends and the band/singer goes backstage.
Wake up and find no one home
samanthayu:
Poor T-rex
N’awww poor t Rex and his pointless little arms
Minding your own business then hearing your name in a conversation.
Playing bingo
lmaogtfo:
Me: yes! I only need one more!
Someone: BINGO!
Me: NO! FUCK NO! FUCK YOU!

This is me and my uni housemate.