RoarsomeCarey.
I don’t want to impress you but, I can cook 2 minute noodles.
After a concert ends and the band/singer goes backstage.

Wake up and find no one home

lmaogtfo:

LOVE ACTUALLLLLLLLLY

samanthayu:

Poor T-rex


N’awww poor t Rex and his pointless little arms

samanthayu:

Poor T-rex

N’awww poor t Rex and his pointless little arms

Minding your own business then hearing your name in a conversation.

lmaogtfo:

Hahahaaaaaa

Playing bingo

lmaogtfo:

Me: yes! I only need one more!

Someone: BINGO!

Me: NO! FUCK NO! FUCK YOU!

This is me and my uni housemate.